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Author Guy Gavriel Kay believes that sometimes, summarizing a book can be a disservice to it. So how do you talk about your novel in a way that encapsulates everything you want it to, without giving away too much, and while keeping the reader hooked? Follow along in the Big Idea for his newest novel, Written on the Dark, to see how it’s done.
GUY GAVRIEL KAY:
So, GGK, what’s the new book about, eh?
Ah, anonymous interviewer, are you so tired of life, that you ask this of me? Understand in your bones and marrow that I am truly Canadian. I can summon Canada geese to deal with you. You really don’t want that to happen, trust me.
Say what? I don’t understand —
Of course you don’t. All right, let’s try this. Some of us (well, me?) take the considered view that War and Peace or The Lord of the Rings or Song of Solomon can be made to sound trivial, silly, shallow if boiled down to a paragraph’s worth of sound bite. Some of us (me!) also know that’s the Way of the World today for books, pitching a novel as a vibe, or as ‘The Godfather meets Ted Lasso!’, to make it easily grasped.
[Pause for someone to say ‘I’d read/watch the shit out of that!’]
[OK, fine, you can say it too, John. You know you want to.]
Truth is, I’ve always felt that nothing I’ve ever written has one single Big Idea. (Tigana is probably closest.) I’m focused on complicating things, multiple ideas, on nuance, on letting readers decide what they find in or take away from a book. (That’s gonna happen anyhow, might as well embrace it!) But as every release date nears (May 27th in US/Canada, 29th in UK, for Written on the Dark) I know I need to prep some sort of answer as the tour and online interviews begin.
Or also, you know, write a short essay, as here. (Thanks, John.) Because just about every interviewer (see top of this essay) is going to ask, given that a) it’s a fair question and b) it is an easy question to ask.
Problem is, like Canada geese, I will protect my young (the book!). That means pushing back against oversimplifying and trying not to distort the story myself with a flippant summary, or even a serious (but too fast!) one.
But here’s something I can say that’s more than a vibe and honestly reflects some things I think as to writing about history and how the past plays in terms of today — which is what I like to do, and what I did in this book.
A wise man who was not Mark Twain wrote that history may not repeat, but it rhymes. (His name was Theodore Reik and he was a psychoanalyst — make of that what you will — but it always seems to be credited to Twain.) I share that thought. I write with that idea in mind. It is one of many reasons why most of my books take place in a not-quite past, with many different settings, under two moons. What one reviewer called ‘history with a quarter-turn to the fantastic.’ If I do it right, this use of the fantastic — because we are not quite here, because there are elements of the supernatural — causes reader and author to share with each other that we are, indeed, rhyming with the past, not trying to pin the present down with it precisely.
Written on the Dark is inspired by France (and Burgundy, and England, and Italy) during the Hundred Years’ War of the 14th and well into the 15th century. It takes its cue, its opening scenes, from the assassination of a very important figure in the city of Orane, which is fairly close to being Paris. (Parts of the book are something of a love letter to Paris, actually.) Its main protagonist is modeled on the celebrated tavern poet, possible murderer and certain thief, François Villon, who is likely best known for asking in a verse, ‘Where are the snows of yesteryear?’ My version of the poet, Thierry Villar, gets entangled in the investigation of the assassination at the start of the book. Why? Well, gosh, there’s a novel that answers that. I, er, wrote it!
But here’s where the idea of, well a Big Idea meets the notion of the past rhyming with the present. I became interested in thinking about people who are just too powerful to be made to face the law. Where the risk to those who might try to pursue justice can cause them to decide that their duty to family, city, even to a turbulent, endangered country, should perhaps lead them away from that investigation. These fears, and moral quandaries, and political realities, are part of the book.
A bit of a rhyme with today, you think? With America, and several other countries right now? Well, yes. But here’s the thing: I began writing the book two years ago, after my usual period of research. Its themes started emerging for me back then, not in the current circumstances of the world. And that, I suppose, might be a big idea for me…that events in our time have antecedents in so many periods and places. That themes of power and justice (and of tavern poets and power, and of women and finding a space for themselves and their desires in the world) are always with us, in one form or another.
You can write about yesterday’s snows — or the snows of an almost-yesterday — and say things that might resonate for readers as they look up from the page at their own time. I want people reading in my books about people they come to care for, set in a world essentially 600 years ago — and also thinking about … well, about right now. Not for lessons! I’m offering a story not giving a lecture. But as John indicates on this blog, with the very concept of these guest posts: novels do have room for substantial ideas too. Page turners can have us thinking: as we read, and after we’re finished.
I suppose this feeling lies behind every book I’ve ever written. That the snows of yesteryear have never gone away. Where are they, François Villon asked in a poem. They are right here with us, I’ll answer, in stories we can tell, and read.
A friend wrote me this spring after reading an advance copy of this newest novel that ‘maybe every book you’ve done has been written on the dark, trying to find the light.’
I’ll live with that.
Written on the Dark: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|BAM|Bookshop|Powell’s
I don't really keep up with you young whippersnappers' schedules, but going by the cakes coming in I'm guessing summer vacation is starting up. Soooo...
Hey, hoopy froods, school's is out for summer!!

You know what's awesome about summer, besides throwing all those pesky grammar rules to the wind?
Jumping into pools of cubed green Jell-O, that's what:

During the Winter Underlined book tour I actually had a whole Q-and-A session derailed by a discussion on the practice of combining Jell-O with cake. Apparently some of you weirdos do that.
[ducking and running for cover]
That's not all summer is known for, though. There's also the ice cream cones:

(Honestly not sure which parts of that are edible...but I'm hoping the answer is "none of it.")
And steaks on the grill:

YUM.
And hamburgers:

(I like how even the fake plastic ants won't touch those "french fries.")
And hot dog pancakes:

This looks like a job for... the Special Pancake Victims' Unit!
*DONK DONK*
And then, after all that food, you get to stuff yourself into a bathing suit:

I actually look exactly like this in a bikini, only paler*. And with more muffin tops. (HEYO.)
(*People tend to think Floridians are super tan, summer-loving sun-worshippers. Hee! SO CUTE. No, we're the ones huddled inside with the AC blasting, laughing at all you crazy tourists are out there getting heat strokes. We also own more sweaters than the average Alaskan, because there is no place colder in the continental U.S. than inside a Florida public building during the month of June.)
And then of course there are the fun-loving hordes of ants...

I swear these things are solar-powered.
Not to mention the blistering heat...

...and family vacations where everyone's miserable except the organizer of said vacation, who is homicidally determined to have a good time...
[One of my most cherished Disney memories is of the family collapsed on a park bench, moaning, while the Dad stands before them, screaming, "We're not here to RELAX, we're here to HAVE FUN."

"I'm having fun! I'm having fun!"
Plus there's nothing good on TV, and the neighborhood kids wake you up at oh-HAIL-no-thirty with their shrill little screams of glee and stomping feet, and all the parks and shops are crowded, and, and...
Huh. How long 'til Fall, again?
Thanks to Tracey D., Adriane M., Sam H,, Kerry L., Lauralee L., Aj M., Jill V., Julie G., Kristin M., and Becky C. for making us realize just how much we need a vacation.
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P.S. If you insist on being OUTSIDE in this heat, especially at, say, an Orlando theme park, at least do yourself a favor and get one of these:

Portable Personal Misting Fan
They come in a whole rainbow of fun colors and cost half what you'd pay at a theme park.
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May 28th, 2025: I am back from The Woods! Comics Camp was as always great. There certainly is something to going into the woods with a bunch of other cartoonists and talking about the art and craft of comics while also having a ton of fun and eating amazing foods. I think every field of human endeavor should have such camps?? – Ryan |
⌈ Secret Post #6717 ⌋
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Today is my best friend’s golden birthday, and as much as I wanted to celebrate it on her actual birthday, circumstances led to us celebrating it on Saturday. And we had the most funtastic day ever! Today I want to share with you all the super-awesome things we did so you can check some of these places out if you also happen to live in Columbus.
So, Saturday morning, I drove to Columbus and picked my friend up at about eleven in the morning. To get our day started right, we needed coffee. My friend is gluten-free, so the obvious choice for the job was none other than Cherbourg Bakery in Bexley. Named after the town in France, Cherbourg actually has two locations, one in Columbus and one in Cincinnati (named Cherbourg Cyprus). It’s a dedicated gluten-free and nut-free bakery, and it’s absolutely wonderful.
The little neighborhood it’s in is darling, and the inside is so cute and welcoming. They offer tons of different gluten-free baked goods, from savory items like quiche and strata to sweets like lemon bars and cookies, you’re sure to find something yummy. I’ve had the strawberry donut, lavender muffin, and both the quiche and strata. Everything was so good you wouldn’t even know it was gluten free!
I especially loved that the strawberry donut and muffin weren’t overly sweet, and the donut was clearly made with real strawberries. The strata had sun dried tomatoes and mozzarella in it which is obviously a bomb combo.
Aside from the food, they have coffee. They make their syrups in house, so while they are a bit limited on flavors (usually vanilla and one other), they taste extra good. Last time my friend and I went, we got their butterscotch lattes which are seriously so good, but this time we went for an iced vanilla latte. Also good!
Coffee in hand, our next stop was the Franklin Park Conservatory and Botanical Gardens. While my friend has actually been here before many times and is a member, I’d never been before and I knew she wanted to show me it at some point, and also who doesn’t love visiting a conservatory on a lovely day?
The conservatory was so cool, there were so many beautiful flowers, funky cacti, incredible bonsais, it was great. There were even a couple of water features!
I especially loved these pink blossoms:
They have a cute little gift shop which I would’ve loved to look at but we were a tiny bit short on time since we had our spa appointments at 1pm.
We spent the next few hours at The Head Spa, a luxury scalp and hair wellness micro spa in Dublin, just north of Columbus. I found them on Tik Tok months ago, and have been dying to find an occasion to go. I knew right away that I wanted to try their Grand Experience, because I’m bougie like that. I went to schedule my friend and I through their online booking, but realized I couldn’t book for two people at once, so I called instead.
I ended up speaking with the owner, and she helped me to find a time and day that they could take both me and my friend for the Grand Experience. I really appreciated her willingness to work with me on this and her friendliness throughout!
My friend and I were led to our private rooms, and the experience began. The spa suites were atmospherically lit, and the heated massage table even had purple lights underneath, which was perfect for me.
To start, my esthetician (is that what they’re called if they do hair and skin stuff? Or is that term just for skincare? Oh well, you get the idea) did a scalp analysis using a microscopic lens, and I got to see my scalp super up close on a screen. It was kind of freaky to see like, my hair follicles and skin so zoomed in, but other than being a little oily my scalp looked pretty good!
Based on what she saw, she put together a line up of products to use on me throughout the session. To start, she placed a heated eye mask on me, massaged some oil into my scalp and hair, and used a high frequency comb on me. I had never heard of this technology before, but basically it looks like a glass comb that’s attached to a machine, and it delivers tiny shocks to your scalp to stimulate follicle growth. I absolutely hate getting shocked, but this literally didn’t hurt at all and was basically just like, small tingles. It was also a very brief segment of the treatment so it really wasn’t a problem to get through.
Next, she used a scalp exfoliator product and used two brushes at the same time to work it into my scalp and brush through my hair. This part felt so good, I was already so relaxed. There was something about having two brushes at once that just felt extra good. I was worried about my hair getting pulled at the ends, but the brushes went through effortlessly, it was amazing.
The showerhead they use to rinse your hair feels so good, too, and the temperature was perfect. Everyone knows the best part of getting your hair washed at a salon is when they use the shower part on you.
Honestly some parts are a little fuzzy because I was so relaxed I was kind of drifting in and out of consciousness a bit, but there was of course shampooing and conditioning going on, scalp massagers that look kind of like big salad tossing equipment but feel incredible, ice globes were implemented at one point, I don’t even know!
What I do know is that a facial is included in the Grand Experience, as well as a hand and foot massage, and that portion of the treatment was seriously bomb. The facial started with a cleanser that she used two fluffy fan brushes to apply, and it felt like a cloud was being administered to my face. Again, something about using two at the same time just gives it that je ne sais quoi.
There were some other products she gently massaged into my face and I felt like I was in heaven. And best of all, you know when you’re at a hotel or a spa and the towels have a particular smell to them where it’s like, oh yeah that’s a towel that has been used by other people and run through the laundry a gazillion times? The towels here actually smelled GOOD! I could hardly believe it. The heated towels felt and smelled great.
The neck and shoulder massage, as well as the hand and foot massage, came with a scrub, and I love a scrub. Sugar, salt, coffee, all scrubs are good scrubs. There was a massage portion, and then applying the scrub portion, and then a little bit of massage with the scrub on portion. All of it was great. The entire time that was going on, the rainfall shower was on and water was gently cascading through my hair.
Finally, after everything was rinsed, massaged, exfoliated, yada yada, the Grand Experience ends with a blowout, so my hair was dried, brushed, and left looking silky and beautiful! Usually the drying and brushing is my least favorite portion of getting my hair done at a salon, because I feel like they really rip through your hair and pull a lot, but my girl was so gentle.
I even thanked her for being so gentle and told her she didn’t hurt me once, which is really hard to do because I’m very sensitive. She told me she is actually tender headed, so she tries extra hard to be gentle, and boy does it show! I was also concerned before getting the treatment that by the end, my scalp would be so touched-out and overly sensitive from being messed with so much, but the opposite ended up being the case. I thought I’d be tired of having my hair played with and scalp massaged, but I was ready for more immediately.
Everything was so enjoyable, I seriously can’t recommend The Head Spa enough. My friend also very much enjoyed her time, and said her girl was nice and very friendly, too.
I wish I lived closer because I would visit all the time if I could. It’s honestly so worth the drive though, I might start making special trips out for it. It isn’t cheap, especially the Grand Experience, but I think it’s more than worth it with the level of luxury, uniqueness, expertise, and friendliness that comes with it.
If I didn’t paint a good enough picture, here’s a Tik Tok from them giving you a basic rundown! It doesn’t include everything I got, but it covers the gist of things:
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After our relaxing spa session, we grabbed another fun beverage at Tous les Jours, a French + Asian bakery and cafe chain. I got their iced honey lavender matcha which is totes delish, and a small egg custard tart. My friend got a hazelnut macaron because they’re gluten free, as well as an iced ube latte which doesn’t actually have any coffee in it, it’s just like ube milk basically.
Second beverage of the day in hand, we headed over to Clay Street Ceramics to paint some pottery. While this place accepts walk-ins during their normal business hours, they also take after hours reservations. Since they closed at 4pm on Saturday, I knew we were just barely going to miss it. I emailed them and asked if just the two of us could come at around 4:30, and they said of course!
It was my friend’s first time painting pottery, which is so wild to me because she’s really good at painting and likes artsy stuff. She picked out a serving platter to paint, and I picked a sunflower catch-all tray. It was just us in the small but cute shop, and the employee was super helpful and offered tons of tips. It was so much fun!
Finally, it was time for dinner, which my friend’s boyfriend came along for. We went to The Pearl, specifically the Short North location and not the Dublin location, though I kind of wish I had picked the Dublin location instead since I like that area so much.
I picked The Pearl specifically because it has so many gluten-free options. Not only are a lot of the dishes just without gluten anyway, but pretty much all of the dishes with gluten can be made to be gluten-free.
Plus, I have heard for years that The Pearl is a nice restaurant worth checking out, and I was excited to finally try it. I was surprised to learn that it’s more like a gastropub than specifically a seafood restaurant, though they do have an oyster bar. It has a warm and inviting feel, while remaining upscale with its atmospheric lighting, leather, wood floors, and backlit bar shelving. Plus, the bathrooms were really nice, and even had lotion and mouthwash available to use. Now that’s classy.
We each started off with a cocktail, my friend with a Blueberry Mojito, her boyfriend with an old fashioned, and myself with “The Cure,” which contained Ketel One Peach & Orange Blossom Vodka, guava and passionfruit, mint, and Cava. It was balanced, sweet and tart from the passionfruit, overall a delicious cocktail. My friends said theirs were fantastic as well, with the old fashioned being noted as “incredibly smooth.”
For appetizers, I simply had to ask what the “Devils on Horseback” were. Turns out they were bacon wrapped dates stuffed with gruyere and served with a shallot based chimichurri on top. And man oh man, were they delicious. Our server said they were his favorite appetizer and I can see why. The sweetness of the dates, creaminess of the gruyere, saltiness from the bacon, slight acidity from the chimichurri, my goodness. Absolute 10/10.
We also got the garlic shrimp as a starter, which came with smoked tomatoes and crispy shallots, and was in a chili butter with parsley. The bread that came alongside it was marked with an “allergy” skewer, which reassured my friend that it was safe, because according to her it didn’t taste safe, that’s how good it was. If gluten-free bread doesn’t taste bad, she gets concerned. But thankfully, it was just really good gluten-free bread!
For my main, I picked the Arctic Char with roasted cauliflower, cauliflower puree, and an aged balsamic vinegar over it. I do find it a bit odd they doubled up on the cauliflower for this dish, but you won’t hear me complaining. I love cauliflower, especially cauliflower puree! I think it’s one of the best things you can do with cauliflower.
Also, the server explained what char was to me, because I didn’t even know it was a fish. He said it’s sort of similar to salmon, but with thinner filets and like a more mild flavor. Apparently it’s also a freshwater fish and they live in colder waters. Learn something new everyday.
I ended up really liking the fish, though I think I might prefer salmon. The cauliflower puree was great, as I said I quite enjoy cauliflower so overall this dish was a win for me.
My friend had some trouble deciding, but ended up choosing the sea scallops with corn puree, roasted tomato, and charred green beans. The dish came with five sea scallops, which was actually more than I was expecting. In my experience when you order a scallops entrée, it usually comes with only three. She let me try a bite, and the scallops were cooked perfectly, very tender and had a great flavor.
Her boyfriend got the hangar steak, which came with kimchi fried rice and a fried egg. It’s actually the dish pictured at the top of the “menus” page on their website if you want to see it! He offered to let me try it, but I’m always afraid that kimchi will be too spicy for me. Either way, it looked great.
To accompany our entrees, my friend and I tried one of their mocktails. We got the “Right On Thyme,” which was a non-alcoholic gin plus a lemon herb infusion. It was light, herby without being overpowering, and served in a cute glass. We love a mocktail moment.
Not only was all of the food and drinks totally amazing, but our server was fantastic, too. He was so friendly and very knowledgeable about the menu, and was constantly reassuring my friend that everything was going to come out gluten free when she placed the order, and then again when he would actually bring out the order and serve it to her.
My friend and I had such a fun day and I’m so happy I got to celebrate her golden birthday with her. I absolutely loved everything we did and I’m so happy she did, too. I feel so grateful that we got to spend the whole day together and do such awesome stuff. It really was the best.
Have you ever heard of a head spa before? Does it sound like something you would enjoy? Have you been to The Pearl? Perhaps their Tampa location (random, considering they only have the Dublin and Short North location besides that one)? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!
-AMS
The princesses are back, eager to show you their new castle!

You know what they say: "One princess' doorbell is another man's ding-dong."
Hey! Snow White! HANDS OFF!

Thank you.
They also want to show off their finger painting:

And their... crown?

Let's go with crown.
And whatever this thing is:

(I'm guessing "royal spider smasher.")
Hey, ever seen a reeeeally long hairball?

Ew.
Thanks, Rapunzel.
Some of them even got new dresses!

I guess that's one way to be the ball of the Belle.
Of course, not all princesses are DISNEY princesses.
In fact, may I be frank?

Awesome.
So just remember, ladies: you're never too old...

...to be a priscess.
Thanks to Anony M., Wendy, Kimberly C., Stephanie H., Vanessa C., Carissa B., Marjorie R., Stephanie H., & Heather for that priceless priscess.
*****
P.S. This series looks awesome and I like Shannon Hale, any of you know it?

The Princess In Black (6 Book Set)
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Sometimes you have an idea so grand, it simply cannot live in just a few pages. Hence why author Jim C. Hines decided to tell a longer tale than the one he originally created with his newest novel, Kitemaster. Come along in his Big Idea through the whirlwind it took to get here.
JIM C. HINES:
Kites are really damn cool.
That was my big, exciting revelation twenty-plus years ago that eventually led to Kitemaster.
It started while I was reading a Zelazny novel. I don’t remember the title and I couldn’t tell you the plot, but it included a reference to fighting kites. I’d never heard of fighting kites before. I remember my fascination at learning people would coat part of their kite lines in ground glass and glue and fly them forth to battle other kites, trying to cut each other’s lines.
Learning more about fighting kites led to me writing a short story called “Gift of the Kites,” about a child who fights to save his grandfather by battling Death’s kite. But that was just the start.
Historically, kites have been used for pulling carts and wagons, for fishing, even to lift soldiers into the air to better observe the enemy. We’ve used them for everything from scientific research to pulling kitesurfers across the water. The world’s longest kite was more than 6000 meters in length (a dragon kite flown at the 2015 International Kite Flying Festival above Chongqing City, China).
I developed a character, Nial, who could control kites and the wind. Then I built a world for her, one where the winds never stop, where giant ribbonlike serpents fly among the clouds and the stars themselves flow with the wind and kitemasters pilot kite-and-sail-powered ships through the sky.
I wrote another short story, this one called “Kitemaster.” But the short story was too, well, short.
Remember that kernel of “Oh, cool!” that began with fighting kites? That was the heart of my worldbuilding as I developed “Kitemaster” into a novel-length work. I wanted more wonder and amazement. I wanted cliffsides that created neverending music as the air rushed past the cave mouths. I wanted spirit kites carrying the dead to the stars. I wanted—
Well, I can’t spoil all the surprises.
The resulting book, Kitemaster, has its share of trouble and darkness. Nial is a widow trying to find a path forward. Her friends Xao and Vikaan carry trauma of their own. Like most worlds, theirs has its share of cruel and unpleasant people.
But there’s also joy and wonder. I loved writing the scene where Nial first goes up on a kiteship. The circumstances aren’t exactly ideal, but that can’t stop Nial’s excitement as they race away from the ground, as she feels the wind’s growing power flowing around and through her…
Amidst all of this is the quieter wonder of Nial reconnecting with the world and with her newfound friends. The trust and love she builds with them are as powerful as anything in this world of magic and endless wind.
That’s where Kitemaster came from: love and wonder and excitement and really cool kites.
Kitemaster: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|BAM|Bookshop

I hope you’re observing it in the manner you believe is the most appropriate for you. For some it’s quiet contemplation, and for others it’s grilling hot dogs, and for some it’s both. And if you’re not in the US, it may just be Monday. Among other things I spend the day thinking about the freedoms and ideals those whom the day commemorates fought for, and how to make sure those freedoms and ideals continue to survive in the current day. Would be a shame to lose them now. Let’s all try not to do that.
— JS